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DIRECT TV builds Artie a house in NOLA

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Feb 1, 2013.

  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    I know, 2008 sucked, but we can try again.
     
  2. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    It's still funny that Artie does a Harry Caray impression and he's attempted harakiri.

    [​IMG]
     
  3. Jon Hein is God

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    Duuuuuude -- Each 49er player is trained -- drilled in their head -- not to say anything controversial.

    They're taught that if they say something offensive it'll cause a big distraction to the whole team.

    They're also taught not to talk shit about gays, since it is San Francisco after all. And talking shit about gays offends most of the fans, including non-gays.

    The 49ers have also been through controversial scandals in the past. See here: http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/8059077/


    So they hired this guy Jim Harbaugh who instilled discipline, who made sure they didn't talk shit.

    You notice it's the worst teams that have the most shit-talking players.

    Talking shit is a sign of a a lack of discipline.


    The 49ers especially drilled it into their players' heads that the 5000 members of the media had one goal in mind -- to catch them off guard, to say something interesting to write about.

    So with all that, Culliver knew he wasn't supposed to say something stupid.

    Yet he said something stupid.

    It's all his fault.

    It's not Artie's fault at all.

    Artie was doing his job -- being Artie.

    Culliver wasn't doing his job -- which is, don't say anything that would distract the team.

    So this dude, Culliver, knew
     
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    ^^^:owned:


    Damn, JHiG laying a smack-down on the Ruffster.
     
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    Point taken. 15 love :dog:
     
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    No smackdown. He raised interesting points. My post was just based off my feelings....not facts. Im like a chic :cheer2:
     
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    I've got a lot of empty beers here, that disagree with you. You are an awesome person!
     
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    Well, you are his Hero.[​IMG]


    (allegedly)
     
  9. Jon Hein is God

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    Ruffy did you take that photo?

    And are you hanging with 49ers or Ravens?
     
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    Yeah.. Dan Patrick was doing his show at the time right next door... (duplicate) type building. I'm going to pull for the Ravens because the 49ers ruined the 80's for me and I like purple.
     
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    The 80's with Joe, Roger and Jerry. Were awesome.
     
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    I hope Artie gets a 2 day a week $101,000,000 a year contract just to piss Howard off.
     
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    I'm rooting for the Niners ONLY because I like Jim Harbaugh. I don't really like the rest of the team, though.

    And I'm rooting for the Niners because I get to see rioting on the news after the game, like what happened a few months ago when the Giants won the World Series. It's like reality TV.

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    Ronnie Lott....don't ask
     
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    asking?
     
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    Artie... Artie... Artie... Artie....!
     
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    I was doing the "Howard" line......
     
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    80's Niner's
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Send him in...