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Does your dog ever watch you while you poop?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Westerberg, Jan 30, 2013.

  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Nowhere is my home. 2010 OG Gold

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    My dog is better than your dog.
     
  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy Unhinged Banned User

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    I sure do
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I don't have a dog but my cat watches me beat off.
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Unhinged Banned User

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    :lol:
     
  5. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    He's not there for the show; he's there for the smell.
     
  6. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    My dog will fart and then get up as if looking for the source of the fart. After a thorough investigtion, he decides it didn't happen since he can't find the source and he will go back to sleep. He knows the secrets of popularity.
     
  7. Cheri

    Cheri Girthy Member VIP

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    You don't close the door when you are in the bathroom?
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    my dog licks up the man goo I sling on the wall
     
  9. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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    My dog might follow me into the bathroom but when he sees me ready to sit down he runs for the door.
     
  10. rebelfan

    rebelfan Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, on occasion one or both will come in and nose around.
     
  11. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    My Bulldog tries to lick my balls when I'm slammin mama

    I win!
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire

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    You win because your dog does something more creepy than watching you take a dump or because you enjoy your dog licking your balls during intercourse? Or both?
     
  13. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    more creepy lemmy.....lol
     
  14. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Billy Brown VIP

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    My dog farts, looks back at her ass and then gets up and leaves the room. Leaving me to suffer with the smell.
     
  15. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    I wish I didn't read that..... The bulldog part, not the slammin part. :bounce:
     
  16. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    My dog does not like it if I watch him do his business out in the yard. He is all like "a little alone time here boss?" If he notices me looking at him.
     
  17. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Does Chiva still smoke in there? :puke:
     
  18. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Yeah, my pit gets all weird during sexy time, too.