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Enter At Your Own Risk Friday Night Thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Schmoopy, Nov 2, 2018.

  1. Nunz

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    :crying: I hope that he's been shitting and farting regularly, because once he's done with the herd of sheep, and that "clogged" cotton gin allows methane to escape and it catches a spark from his 38th cigarette of the session, his ass is gonna explode like an Atom bomb.
     
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  2. JameGumb

    JameGumb Let's kratom and chill

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    Unless the Easter bunny leaves him a a few late presents in his mother's top dresser drawer. :grad:
     
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  3. Nunz

    Nunz ♦ ╦hë ╠╣Á©k ♦ POTY The Bar Gold

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    :facepalm: That's only going to back him up further.



    :bigcry: There goes the state of South Carolina.
     
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  4. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Are you worried that Mops always says his ass has zits? He's been saying that for 10 years. Don't zits go away? :wtf: How can you constantly have ass zits? :wtf:
     
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  5. Nunz

    Nunz ♦ ╦hë ╠╣Á©k ♦ POTY The Bar Gold

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    I have a theory that along with the cotton, he's been inserting a couple of Mr.Goodbars, Three Musketeers and a quite a few Oh Henry!'s up his ass.
     
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  6. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Chocolate does cause zits. :bigthink
     
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  7. Nunz

    Nunz ♦ ╦hë ╠╣Á©k ♦ POTY The Bar Gold

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  8. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Jesus the moon doesn't have that much definition. :puke:
     
  9. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Well-Known Member

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    :cwl::spaz::jumping:
     
  10. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes Gold

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    that is an ass that has been shaved
     
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  11. Nunz

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    :jj:



    @Schmoopy you ever shave your ass?
     
  12. Nunz

    Nunz ♦ ╦hë ╠╣Á©k ♦ POTY The Bar Gold

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    :fil: Well, he just posted this on his Instagram account...looks like the egg hunt went according to plan...:bigcry: he's gonna die.


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  13. BearShit

    BearShit I want to smell and taste your panty gusset

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    HAL might be returning soon. I almost have him talked into it. :cheer:
     
  14. Nunz

    Nunz ♦ ╦hë ╠╣Á©k ♦ POTY The Bar Gold

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    :yes:
     
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  15. Nunz

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    :lmao: It's funny that this place traumatized HAL as much as it did.
     
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    Mops is wearing Round Moikes clothes now too. :scratch:
     
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    24 hours!!!
     
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  18. Nunz

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    :pray:
     
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    JameGumb Let's kratom and chill

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    What the fuck! :jj:
     
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  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Everyone always comes back
     
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