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Enter At Your Own Risk Friday Night Thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Schmoopy, Nov 2, 2018.

  1. JameGumb

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    Her name was Butterstick69

    She was Russian.
    :lol:
     
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    Is stuff like that the reason you were kicked out of the Navy? o_O
     
  3. Artie Laugh

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    Ok, looks like the hack needs to make a correction.
     
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  4. Schmoopy

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    Valeria_Green99 and she's all woman.:nono:
     
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  5. Schmoopy

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    I said I was an alcoholic and refused treatment, so they finally kicked me out. My Navy shrink helped me too. Only officer I didn't mind saluting.
     
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    Whenever I saw an officer in their khaki's, I would go out of my way, so I wouldn't have to salute them. I would either change directions or walk extremely slow.
     
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    Who?:scratch:
     
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    :nojj:
     
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    JFC:facepalm:

    That's something I would think of on Percocet.:right:
     
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    BBQ sauce on crab??????:wtf:
     
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  11. Schmoopy

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    This is exactly why I turned PM's off and they will remain off.:no:
     
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    I only sleep on my couch on the weekends. I actually get better sleep on it versus my bed, but it sometimes hurts my back.
     
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    I've been asexual for almost 11 years by choice and I can barely take care of myself.
     
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    I don't want a partner and I don't wanna give-up my bad habits.
     
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    11 years! That's almost 25% of my life!:spit:
     
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    :lol:
     
  17. Schmoopy

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    Gumb's lurking, liking, snortin' Kratom and jerking-off to his Spock poster.:urolleyes:
     
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  20. Schmoopy

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    I concur.
     
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