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Every conspiracy theory of all entire time, solved and proved. I'm a genius.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Jun 30, 2014.

  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend 2010 OG

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    It was a complete epiphany. Someone go and fetch the lunatic Jimmy J Jibblets down in politics.

    I have solved the worlds problems and conspiracy theories by being able to PROVE the cause of it all.

    The Jews.

    Everything is the Jews fault. And it's proven by the month that celebrates it all.

    July.


    Jewlie.

    Jew lie.

    Jew. Lie.

    Proven. Solved.

    :c

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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend 2010 OG

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    Lets kill Schtoopy.
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Well-Known Member VIP

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    JFK got killed in November though.
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend 2010 OG

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    No doubt that it was all planned in Jew lie, I mean July.

    :c
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    July is actually named after Julius Caesar. But the rest seems pretty sound. :lo5:
     
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    Stevie Well-Known Member VIP

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    Cubans aren't Jewish though.
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Dave has anyone ever farted in to a coffee mug and tricked you in to smelling it?
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend 2010 OG

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    No.

    But I have used the "do I have any gum on my pants" trick with small children, as I blast massive farts into their unsuspecting faces as they begin to look for gum on my pants.

    :c
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Nice... I'm going to remember that one
     
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    Shivvy Unhinged Banned User

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    is this even a debate?
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend 2010 OG

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    But I really wasn't aware that they had their own month, like how the black people have February. :fil:
     
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    Shivvy Unhinged Banned User

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    Jews have had it east for thousands of years.