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Florida Florida Mom Faces Felony For Having Her Kid Lick Doctors Office Tongue Depressors

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    WTF is up with this licking fad.......

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cori-ward-tongue-depressor-lick_n_5d28ae7be4b0060b11eba6e7

    A Florida woman was jailed on felony charges thanks to a viral video she took showing her daughter licking a tongue depressor at a doctor’s office and putting it back in the jar.

    Cori Ward, 30, of Jacksonville, was arrested Thursday and charged with tampering with a consumer product without regard for possible death or bodily injury, according to location station WJXT-TV. A judge on Friday set bond at $2,500 and ordered that she not have any contact with the doctor’s office or social media.

     
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  2. Xhorder

    Xhorder \m/ VIP Gold

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    Dumb Bitch
     
  3. Walygatr

    Walygatr VIP Extreme Gold

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    Can we go back to letting them eat Tide pods and lighting themselves on fire?
     
  4. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Waaaaaaaah.....

    Ward told WJAX-TV before she was arrested that she made the video during a long wait at the clinic with her children.

    “I mean honestly I wasn’t thinking,” she said. “I know what it’s like to, you know, have to worry about your kids’ health and stuff. I would never put somebody else’s kid at risk.”

    She added: “I was just being silly with my kids. It’s ruined my life right now. That’s how I feel at least.”
     
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    Punishment should be her having to deep throat tongue depressors after the depressors spent 24 quality hours with a circus carnies.

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    Seriously, I'd say only about 30% of the population is fit to have children. The rest really shouldn't breed.
     
  7. AliAdams

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    Agreed. I'm one of the 70% who knows a child would not be good for me.
     
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    Guilty. They need to make these cases stick to the fullest extent of the law.


    Whaaaaa.... I'm the victim.... Whaaaaa fuck you cunt.
     
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    Maybe it’s time for medical offices to stop leaving patients, who are not trained medical professionals, unattended around items that will be inserted in body cavities.

    Anyone think of that???
     
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    Good, it should ruin your life. It's fucking disgusting and extremely unhealthy. I go to the doctor to get healthy, not have other people's filth imposed onto me.

    Ok, so you or your kid does something like that, throw it in the fucking garbage then.

    And the idiot videos it and puts it online.

    The video ends with this sentence superimposed on the clip: “Don’t tell me how to live my life.”

    When your actions impact others lives, we will tell you how to live yours, and you will follow it or you will suffer the consequences.

    "I would never put somebody else’s kid at risk.”

    But you did.
     
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    “It was not my intention to do a licking challenge.” We live in interesting times.
     
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    Execute all these licking motherfuckers. Disgusting animals.
     
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    Then that probably means you're qualified, actually.

    The dumb fucks are the ones breeding the most/fastest.
     
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    I feel like there have always been morons but now the morons have the ability to broadcast their stupidity to mass audiences
     
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    Lawsuit!! :yes:

     
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    Of course it's Florida. Total trash.

    I guess i'm crazy but I play the old 'I spy' game when i'm bored in the Dr.'s office w/ the kid.

    They need to put people in jail. A couple people get 6 months+ in jail all the morons will think again about fucking w/ things other people will come in contact with.
     
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    Bout time Florida made the licking list...
     
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    Or even worse than those would be having to deep throat @NipplesAndToes23

    But that wouldn't be possible for poor nips. :(
     
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