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Funny amazon.co.uk Reviews on Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by The Cunt, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. The Cunt

    The Cunt New Member

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  2. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    The US Amazon has TONS of shit like this. Just google funny amazon reviews and you'll get a metric fuckton of hits.
     
  3. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets Well-Known Member Banned User

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    557 of 568 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars Shiny sack saved my life, 8 May 2012
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    Nick R "njrobinson2003" - See all my reviews

    This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)

    Picture the scene: a badly sunburnt, blistered and shaved Boris Johnson carries two red Space Hoppers accross the surface of Mars. This is an accurrate description of the current state of my genital region 3 weeks after a liberal application of this product. Seriously, my once proud Biggles looks more like the lone equine survivor of a fire at a donkey sanctuary.

    On the positive side i can report the following unexpected benefits:
    - My pain threshold has almost trebled
    - I can now pass urine in 3 positions: standing, sitting and curled in a ball weeping.
    - using a shammy leather and some wax I was able to polish up my ballbag enough to act as a signal for passing ships, saving me from certain starvation one time when i was stuck on a desert island.

    :jj:
     
  4. The Cunt

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    I only read them If I'm buying something... someone sent me that
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    I'm not clicking that for posting dozens of fake rep comments. :no:
     
  6. Gas Face

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    I think the Beth O book has some good ones.
     
  7. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I love the fact that most of them are five star reviews despite the pain they describe. :c
     
  8. The Cunt

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    You lie
     
  9. The Cunt

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    I know.. I was looking at that too
     
  10. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler

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    i'd be more concerned that my life had become so fucked that "funny Amazon reviews" captured even a moment of my attention