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Have you ever been "catfished"?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Smell Muhfinger, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    In other words, did you ever have a hot online romance with a really hot chick, and then you finally met, and ended up getting banged up the ass by a 300 lb truck driver in a Waffle House restroom? :coffee:
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    yes a long time ago
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Hero Of Kvatch Gold

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    Yes.
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    the bangin up the ass part, yes
     
  5. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    it wasn't a Waffle House restroom.
     
  6. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    300 Lbs? No, not 300 lbs
     
  8. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Send me cock pics boys!
    -mlaw

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  9. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    We didn't bang
     
  10. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fox Two. Gold

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    :console::cow:
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    He was fatter :tears:
     
  12. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    convicted? no, never convicted.
     
  13. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict 2010 OG VIP

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    Yea, but no dude. There was just a lot more to her than I was lead to believe. Like twice as much more. :facepalm:
     
  14. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fox Two. Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

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    Ah the 80's when you went to a bar, picked up some meat, took it home, wore it out and walked away.
     
  16. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    So that was my problem. I'm a vegetarian. I only got hit on by fruits.
     
  17. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    :fil:
     
  18. RenchFries

    RenchFries Well-Known Member

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    Online relationships?

    lol, fuck that stupid shit.

    Go out of your house and meet some real women.
     
  19. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

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    Never been catfished. Met 4 or 5 different women back when the internet first started getting big. Luckily they were all who they said they were. Good times.

    Met my current wife on a message board 13 years ago.
     
  20. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Shiv almost did once by :quote: slutty stacey :quote:
    aka, fucko the monkey and nelson_mandela
    :jj: