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Have you ever written a check your ass cant catch?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Dec 2, 2019 at 3:44 PM.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    welllllll
     
  2. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP Gold

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    my ass doesnt have an account at any bank
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Then I shall take it to pound town
     
  4. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Shit this thread is gay, I'm guessing no one is writing a check for a new Palisade today?
     
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  5. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    My ass can catch any check.
     
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  6. Shine

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    my ass doesnt want a pounding
     
  7. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP Gold

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    ever get a paper cut?
     
  8. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    No Paul I have not
     
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  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    I am Paul from east texas
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    You sure?
     
  11. BethSucks

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    JR wanted me to tell you your break is over and clean up the crumbs you left on the Santa Fe's hood.....
     
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  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Calm down
     
  13. Capn Crud

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    :bs:
     
  14. Nunz

    Nunz ♦ ╦hë ╠╣Á©k ♦ POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    :coffee: My ass is a pitcher, not a catcher.
     
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  15. Shine

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    MY ass ain’t even in that game
     
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    Nunz ♦ ╦hë ╠╣Á©k ♦ POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    :c You're full of shit!
     
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    Apple the cat Schmoopy's secret pal 2010 OG Gold

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    Apple the cat Schmoopy's secret pal 2010 OG Gold

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    When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes, sir, the check is in the mail."

    @DarkFriday
     
  20. Shine

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    @nunz:hersh:
     
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