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Conspiracy Heineken vs Budweiser (poll)

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Jun 14, 2019.

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Which do you prefer

  1. Heineken

  2. Budweiser

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  1. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP

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    Poll is private.

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  2. BigJim

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    I went on the Heineken brewery tour and the horses in the building made it smell terrible.
     
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    Caomhan Titties and Beer Gold

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    Between those two I'd order Heineken
     
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    Bud.. I prefer my beer no skunked in green glass bottles thank you.
     
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    Ever have a Tecate?
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    They both blow. You can get much better beer for a few dollars more. And you can get beer just as bad for way less.

    Heineken used to be good. Or maybe it just seemed good because American beer used to be so terrible. Now that the market is flooded with great American beer brands Heineken blows in comparison. But then, maybe it changed when it went mass market.
     
  7. BennyMuso

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    Is that German.
     
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    Dutch.
     
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    All beer taste like shot to me. If I wanted taste I’d get a diet soda of some kind.
     
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    I used to be a committed Heineken drinker. Then in 1990 I spent 2 months in French Guiana where the only beer you could buy was either Heineken or Kronenbourge. I don't think I've ever had it since. An occaisional Bud is okay ... its good for cooking with.
     
  11. BennyMuso

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    Apparently it's Mexican.
     
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    Heineken brewery in Amsterdam 1986. I found god in the bottom of a European made Heiney. Bud tastes like swill sucked out of a dead dogs ass
     
  13. Caomhan

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    Agreed. Heineken used to be my favorite beer in the 90's when I traveled around the world. Maybe because it was available in every country and most local beers in those places sucked. I've tried it again recently and it isn't the same beer I remember. Still, I'd choose it over bud every time those were my only two options. Although I'd likely just have water if those were the only two beverages available
     
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    Heineken is one of the few products people willfully purchase that is shipped and delivered while basically already spoiled.

    The packaging flaw which should be unforgivable seems to be what people consider a trait of European Macro Lagers
     
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    They brew Bud down the street from the Stanley Cup Champion St Louis Blues :punk:
     
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    At least one of those things is good
     
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    They both suck so I can't vote.
     
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    I would contend that a skunked Heineken is still better than a Budweiser
     
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    Budweiser like all American Beer taste like soap. Put another thing on the list American's dont know how to do.
     
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    I'm not going to say Bud Light is great. But I drank that swill for a long time and still enjoy one or three sometimes. Cold Bud Light in a bottle when its super hot out doesn't taste bad at all imo.
     
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