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How much will Kaplan smoke on Feb 1 when the ban is over?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Quite Frankly, Jan 27, 2013.

  1. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    I just noticed I made post number 420, and it got me thinking about this.
    Also, how soon until we can buy it at mainstream shopping plazas? I want Greenbox next to to Redbox.
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  2. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Not as much as he will eat.
     
  3. ElRexican

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    They made that agreement on January 4th... So Monday Feb the 4th!!!

    So no smoking over Super Bowl weekend for Kaplan....
     
  4. Obi Drunkenobe

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    I bet he already broke his promise on the night they all went to the steakhouse. Full stomach of steak would be topped off nicely with some cannabis consumption.
     
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    bingo
     
  6. Robert Higgins

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    I hope he smokes so much that he will be the first ever documented overdose from weed, the fat fuck.

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  7. Quite Frankly

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    I think the confidence pills are Zoloft, which kills your libido- his poor wife must be so relieved to not have to entertain his sexual advances. The only thing that never changes is a voracious appetite for food.
     
  8. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    You mean pot or his thighs rubbing together?
     
  9. Vashier

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    If he's telling the truth and hasn't smoked. He'll smoke very little his 1st time back. His tolerance will be gone, 5 hits and he'll be on his ass.