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WTF I bought roses for my wife

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by larryluncg, Feb 14, 2020 at 11:36 AM.

  1. larryluncg

    larryluncg Well-Known Member

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    She’s very happy about it
     
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  2. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I hope she dies in a catastrophic freeway pileup
     
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  3. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Hahaha I'm jk happy Valentine's day
     
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    My wife would probably be irritated if I wasted money on flowers.
     
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    This


    She calls them dust collectors
     
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  6. larryluncg

    larryluncg Well-Known Member

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    fuck you
     
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    I'm hoping for tulips on my organ
     
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    Bababoey31 It's time to fuck or leave VIP Gold

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    That's what mine says. "Why'd you waste money on that"
     
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    How’s the slot?
     
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    Did you attach a card?

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  11. larryluncg

    larryluncg Well-Known Member

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    da fuq
     
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    Caomhan Titties and Beer Gold

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    You don't know?
     
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    There are a lot of what the fuck moments in this thread.
     
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    It's not ya want to be cheap, but ya no the Florist is fucking you big time....
     
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    White wine and cinnamon ice cream tonight with your "wife?"
     
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  17. larryluncg

    larryluncg Well-Known Member

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    :bigthink
     
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    IfTheyOnlyKnew Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    This.
     
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    Very nice Lar, probably one of my favorite gifts.
     
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    Figured you say great....sorry for your luck.