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WTF I have bread

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 12, 2019.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I brought it to feed the ducks in the business complex and now I get to work and it occurred to me to Google whether or not I should do that and now I'm all fucking pissed off :pissed:


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  2. Caomhan

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    Ducks are keto now
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I accidentally typed "cucks" the first time


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    Feed them bacon.
     
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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'll feed them my foot

    Low carb fgts
     
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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    "bReAd MaKeS uS iLl"


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  8. Bro

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    I throw bread out my window all the time. The birds eat it.
     
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    I bet @Bro 's poo poo pond ducks and geese eat bread all the time.
     
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    I think it's almost duck hunting season...
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  11. Bro

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    They're happy. I'm happy. It's a win win.
     
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    Feed them foie gras
     
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    Mark, I know you don’t click on squat, but this lady and her goat “Billy Gotti” is good stuff.


     
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  14. Bro

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    It's discouraged but I do it anyway because I'm alpha.
     
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  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Duck is fatty and delicious
     
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  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm only not clicking at the moment because my boss is 6 feet away


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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Don't you care about their health
     
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    You’re probably attracting rodents throwing bread all over the ground.

    Put up one of those window bird feeders that Mayo got his dad two years in a row

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    I look at it as giving back to nature what I would otherwise throw away.