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WTF I hope Beth writes another book too

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 16, 2019.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I can't help but notice that "gerbil" is in the "had" column

    As in, past tense


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    :lol:
     
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    The bar guys have more talent in the tip of their pinky than the stern guys have In Their pinky up to the first fold of their pinky
     
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    my index finger crushes that fruity pinky you speak of into oblivion.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Mark Mayonnaise listening to the good shit


     
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    I'm considering taking the kids skiing when I'm out there. It'll be a trip.
     
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    I just sat in on a meeting involving a mid level manager having a very angry outburst.

    All that and I still have "KC's Gay Photograph - with a German Homo" in my head.
     
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    BBQ chicken baked potato

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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I feel like that list is missing a bunch of options but has some odd ones.
     
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    They would keep Ms mayo's feet warm.
     
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    I wanted a ferret as a kid after watching Kindergarten Cop. Never got one :(
     
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    They stink.
     
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    I had a "very angry outburst" meeting after a co worker called me a "caddy bitch"
    I think she meant catty, but idk
     
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    I had a friend who had a hamster and his room was like jammed pack with tunnels and obstacle courses. Needless to say his room smelled like Petland. I don't know how he slept there at night.
     
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    I always was interested in them too. I had some big snakes for awhile.
     
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    Stinky biting little cocksuckers.
     
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