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WTF I hope Beth writes another book too

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 16, 2019.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Tough crowd at the Shed today, Jesus

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    My farts today are solid and satisfying
     
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    :umm:
     
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    Fucking 3 putts
     
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    I've skied at Mammoth on the 4th of July and it's a trip.

    The snow is mostly melted everywhere except for the strips of runs that they still have open.

    It's all shorts and t-shirts and chicks in bikini tops.

    It's a fun time.
     
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    Way to spoil Season 8 bro, thanks.
     
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    Some psycho couple in Long Island was getting dogs and puppies and then beating them to death

    A Long Island man and his wife brought three lovable puppies into their Mineola home, where the husband viciously beat the pooches while his spouse did nothing — leaving two dead and another fighting for her life, according to prosecutors.

    Jessica Kuncman, 30, and Ellie Knoller, 29, were hit with charges stemming from the torture of their three dogs, one after the other, each beaten within days of being brought back to their Mineola home.

    The couple — who has been married less than a year — pleaded not guilty Wednesday in Nassau County Court to the heinous crimes, which prosecutors describe as “serial” animal abuse.
     
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    Thank you for this

    What a treat :jj:
     
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    I wonder if they had any turtles...?
     
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    I know, I just wanted to,point out to those who always bitch about Beth not helping humans, that animals need help just as much
     
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    Animals need more help. Fuck humans. :fil:
     
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    Paper straws suck.
     
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    I saw on the news this morning that people are going into therapy to talk about their anxiety over this season of Game Of Thrones.

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    Sounds like some Shean Shit. I wish someone would try to admit themselves to my unit for that.

    Remember when people started suffering from Post-Avatar Depressive Disorder when they realized they could never live on that planet and be blue cat-people?
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    In all seriousness I'm VERY stressed about the upcoming finale
     
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    Thankfully, I don't.
     
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    You should talk to someone.

    Help is available.
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Where the fuck is @Thelonious Davis

    I get worried when I don't see that green bean casserole faggot