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I need ideas for a bachelor party

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by lilbuddy67, Jan 22, 2016.

  1. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    So I got the call tonight from a good friend asking me to be his best man. My 4th time. My last turn was 12 years ago, and all of us were drinking heavily and doing drugs and it was a crazy time. Now, we are mostly 48-50, mostly sober and definitely no drugs. Being best man can be physically and financially draining. This time I was thinking just the men in the wedding party (five) and some thing(s) different. Female nudity is expected, although who's gonna do a show for 5 guys only?( I guess it doesn't matter, as long as she gets paid.) Maybe a baseball or hockey game included. One friend suggested a night of cards. I don't know....
    The hardest part will be weeding through the 99% smart ass remarks, but I am aware of the chances. Thank you.:oderus:

    Howard related because he's afraid of bachelor parties.
     
  2. HowieHasBeen

    HowieHasBeen VIP Extreme Gold

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    Hire a stripper.

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  3. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Just have a nice dinner with a little Nicoise salad made with dolphin safe tuna and share your thoughts and feelings for an evening.
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    Zarathustra VIP Extreme Gold

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    Get some strippers

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  5. The Bloody Nine

    The Bloody Nine Well-Known Member

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    Best I ever went to was in Montreal. Strippers, prostitutes, drugs, cheap (still cheap but was much cheaper then) Molson X beer....casinos, beautiful city, great girls.

    Highly recommend.
     
  6. SlowAdam

    SlowAdam Well-Known Member

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    hookers and blow ftmfw

    edit: and/or vegas
     
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  7. Howards Wig

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    Vegas sucks. Vegas treats everyone like a mark.

    As the guy before said, go to Montreal. Hotter women, and the Canadian dollar is like the peso now. Great food as well.

    Have a draw for the, uhhh, hostess and make sure the groom wins. Cost will be minimal.
     
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    beetlejosh Bitona

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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Whatever you do you got to have a donkey there.

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  11. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    BTW ... tell him NOT to get married.
     
  13. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    You don't have any friends. Don't try to sound cool. You're a :gayhand:
     
  14. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Cocaine.
     
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    The hockey game is a good idea. Go out to eat afterwards. Top it off with a strip club.if y'all are old married guys,maybe that's the best.
     
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    Is Benjy still running dial-a-dancer?

    My friend used them for my bachelor party. Benjy didn't show up. They sent a black chick and a Latina chick. It was fun. They put on a little show They literally whipped my bare ass with my own belt. I so was tanked so I didn't care how bad it hurt.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Go get happy ending massages, follow with a great meal at a good steakhouse.......
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  19. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    That may be the closest to reality, right there.
     
  20. JoeyDoubles

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    Go to a nice steakhouse, a hockey game, and finish the night off at a strip club.

    If you are within driving distance of Montreal, I'd recommend going there.