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Stern Show I need your help writing an original song

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Nov 8, 2019.

  1. BennyMuso

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    Write one line of a Dawgshed original song and I'll add it to the OP.


    Hopefully if it's good enough , @garypagetwo can cut some groovy tune to it. :dancin2:


    Song.


    "Benny has many threads",
    Na, na, na, na-na-na na
    Na-na-na na, hey Jude
    Na, na, na, na-na-na na
    Na-na-na na, hey Jude
    Na, na, na, na-na-na na,
    He loves our cocks; he noms the heads,
    Benny writes many threads
    Don’t know when he goes to bed
    His threads are boring and repetitious
    If they were meals they wouldn’t be delicious
    He writes one and then he writes some more
    His avatar is hard to ignore
    Because you see, it’s all over the screen
    Today his thread count is seventeen.

    The moose is loose, the moose is loose
    The dawg shed can’t take this abuse
    The moose is loose the moose is loose
    The dawg shed can’t take this abuse,
    Benny save the queen/
    She ain’t no human being,
    Buh Buh Buh Benny and the threads!
    BENNY!!!! BENNY!!! Benny and the threads.....threads!!!

    Hey Benny, please make a thread
    You’ve started many, now make them better
    Remember to keep us close to your heart
    So you can start to love us better.

    Hey Benny, don’t be afraid
    Don’t let the bullies scare you
    Your threads, they make me happy
    You’re comebacks are always snappy
    Always funny, never crappy

    Na na na na etc.
    Benny in the morning , Benny in the evening, Benny at Supper time, be my Little Benny, Benny all the time....

    Benny has threads that nobody read. they go over like a balloon made of lead..... especially when he’s off his meds.,
    Benny has many threads cuz he is nutty in the head
    We luv him still, but he often forgets to take his med
     
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  2. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP Gold

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    "Benny has many threads"....
     
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  3. AlbertoDelRio

    AlbertoDelRio Well-Known Member

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    This seems like enough.
     
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    Benny has many threads....

    Susussudio.....
     
  5. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP Gold

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    A Line, not a word. :nooo:
     
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    Benny has many threads
    He loves our cocks; he noms the heads
     
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    Benny writes many threads
    Don’t know when he goes to bed
    His threads are boring and repetitious
    If they were meals they wouldn’t be delicious
    He writes one and then he writes some more
    His avatar is hard to ignore
    Because you see, it’s all over the screen
    Today his thread count is seventeen.

    The moose is loose, the moose is loose
    The dawg shed can’t take this abuse
    The moose is loose the moose is loose
    The dawg shed can’t take this abuse
     
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  8. Mr Vengeance

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    Benny save the queen/
    She ain’t no human being.
     
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    Benny..yah yah..
    8675309..
    [chorus] 8675309...
     
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    Buh Buh Buh Benny and the threads!

    BENNY!!!! BENNY!!! Benny and the threads.....threads!!!
     
  11. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    Benny and the threads
    Benny...Benny
    BA Ba Ba Benny and the threads
     
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    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    Ha! beat me to it
     
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    Hey Benny, please make a thread
    You’ve started many, now make them better
    Remember to keep us close to your heart
    So you can start to love us better.

    Hey Benny, don’t be afraid
    Don’t let the bullies scare you
    Your threads, they make me happy
    You’re comebacks are always snappy
    Always funny, never crappy

    Na na na na etc.
     
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    Benny in the morning , Benny in the evening, Benny at Supper time, be my Little Benny, Benny all the time....:toptip:that's all folks
     
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    Okay here’s my freestyle rap.

    Benny has threads that nobody read. they go over like a balloon made of lead..... especially when he’s off his meds. :whistle:
     
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    no shine mention :nocheer:
     
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP Gold

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    :boobily::afro::brotha::bhump::blizz:
     
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    Benny has many threads cuz he is nutty in the head
    We luv him still, but he often forgets to take his med
     
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    Is it called I'm a threadmaker?
     
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    Some people call him the threadmaker...
    Yeah...
    Some call him the gangster of dumb....
    Some people call Benny....
    Woo wooo
    ‘Cause he speaks of the sluttiness of his mom....
     
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