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Misc. I want to move to America

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by garypagetwo, Jan 14, 2020.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Who can help me? I looked it up and apparently I don't have a better chance of getting in than some random african bum (no offense). WTF?
     
  2. Xhorder

    Xhorder \m/ VIP

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    The legend returns!!
     
  3. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra VIP Extreme Gold

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    welcome back gary :cool:
     
  4. WillyBest

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    New storyline!
     
  5. WillyBest

    WillyBest Abides Gold

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    Soft reboot?
     
  6. WillyBest

    WillyBest Abides Gold

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    It's hard to get an imaginary visa for an imaginary character?
     
  7. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    it's not a storyline the story starts and ends there. I'm not getting in.
     
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    City Poster Man of Leisure Gold

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    Gar!!! :cool:
     
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  9. WillyBest

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    Sorry, pal. I'd sponsor you on a K-9 visa. Get it? A K-9 visa!!!
    :cwl:
     
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  10. Caomhan

    Caomhan Titties and Beer Gold

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    What area of the US you looking at Gar?
     
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    It's between Fake Dakota or Imagiana.
     
  14. Xhorder

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    @Mlaw you know any good immigration attorneys willing to help out a Living Legend?
     
  15. WillyBest

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    He's gonna need an imagination attorney.
     
  16. Barton Fink

    Barton Fink Smile on mighty Jesus VIP Gold

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    Why do you want to go to that shithole?
     
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    I hear Ohio is nice.



    :dontknow:
     
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  18. So Steamy

    So Steamy Well-Known Member

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    I want out. Let's trade places.
     
  19. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I'm open
     
  20. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Fuck off you dirty dandruff covered bum.