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I'd like to be a VIP too please

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by LonghornJ, Sep 25, 2010.

  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Nice bouncing titties around the :18 second mark.

    You should be a VIP too for posting quality youtubes like that.

    Well done sir.
     
  2. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I must say, you do have one of the best portfolios of hot chicks with great tits. Please share some.
     
  3. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    What? What??

    Steers and queers? I'll have you know the fried frito pies are running 20 deep at the fair next weekend! How dare you spit on your Texas brethren.
     
  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Oops. :whistle:
     
  5. mingmen

    mingmen New Member

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    :banplz:
     
  6. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Perfect :jj:
     
  7. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Hey Longhorn, You gonna vote for Obama again?
     
  8. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    You know what, you will get nothing and like it... Heir Chim-pan-zee

    Fuck you and the sloth you rode in on... Mr "ooh I'm a VIP ooh I don't stink anymore" self righteous prick.

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  9. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    You pathetic twat.

    Ooh the dreaded mange man, logged on early tonight... probably twisting a noose out of the hairs he plucked from his grandmother's nightgown.
     
  10. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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  11. rob82

    rob82 Ellipsis Expert VIP

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    Never, ever get tired of this
     
  12. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    So you're saying you do still have a penis and that you're fairly sure it still works when called upon?
     
  13. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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  14. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    my penis needs a tune-up..32 point inspection
     
  15. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    :jj:
     
  16. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Meh the only thing you're raping is the napkins you use to pick the dogshit up off yer carpet you gelded monkey.

    mmm rub me cock on dogshit mmm... don't let the wifey find out.

    Freak.
     
  17. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    mange man has been known to e-lynch negroes which is why I e-hate him
     
  18. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Monk scares me, I dont want to be raped :scared:
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Monk raped me once

    ONCE!
     
  20. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    GHP! :cheer: