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I'd like to be a VIP too please

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by LonghornJ, Sep 25, 2010.

  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Ooooooooh!!! Looky here. LHJ bringing some steam!

    So did your ex ever come over to pick up her 10 carat necklaces? Did you answer the door with them hanging from your semi flaccid cock?

    Fuck off cunt.
     
  2. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Mutt was afraid of Boots and look where that wound up...

    I say kill the Monkey now... like Temple of Doom

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  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I STILL have wet dreams of smashing that coconut on your head and knocking you out.

    Coconut smash>Roofie
     
  4. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Don't pull the Henry Hard-ass routine with me boy... I mine diamonds from the clenched puckered assholes of frightened little clowns like you.

    I say jump you say "how hard can I clench my cheeks to turn this coal into DeBeers"
     
  5. mingmen

    mingmen New Member

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    well so what if I did. are you gonna cry about it some more?
     
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    mingmen New Member

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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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  8. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Pussy faggot says what? What?

    Post a youtube cutting your nuts off faggot.
     
  9. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Dag! :d
     
  10. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    So you are asking for a diamond?

    Ewwwww. Fag.

    Go chug some more cock, Sally.
     
  11. mingmen

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  12. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Yikes... how does yer knee hurt getting chop blocked like that?

    Bitch.
     
  13. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Oh go mine diamonds from the coals of something something and then make LHJ a VIP so he quits whining like a little bitch :)
     
  14. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Yeah lets all be VIPs so we can wash our status across boards that "have nothing to do with each other" and we can all go peacock our e-status in front of those in perpetual "time out"

    How fucking gay
     
  15. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    The only chop you are seeing is from the fat fuck pig you pull out of a bar twice a year.

    The light switch is your friend J. Remember it.

    SEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
     
  16. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    It's good to have a rapist Monkey on your side :cheer:
     
  17. mingmen

    mingmen New Member

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    well lets get it all out on the table why don't we
     
  18. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Are you scared, cunt?


    You ran around for years on SFN pot-shotting at 3am... grow some balls you fucking hack.
     
  19. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    No offence to this dude but who is he :dontknow:
     
  20. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    He should get the title of "Ben Bernanke".

    :)