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im at a hair salon

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V2, Jan 24, 2013.

  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I have a regular barber but he moved to a shitty mall. I spent 15 min trying to find the place to no avail. So now I'm at a salon about to get a scalp massage from a dime piece. Treating myself today. :)
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    You're going to get a scalp rub down from an asian chick...you will also get charged double what your normal haircut cost with no happy ending :nocheer:
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    I go to a hair salon too :facepalm:

    They only have like one set of clippers there :facepalm:

    The chick that cuts my hair always give me a boob peek :cheer:
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I go to Great Clips and get my hair cut by chatty gooks
     
  5. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot 2010 OG VIP

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    u getting ur hair did??:ohno:
     
  6. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Love, Hugs,and Lady Bugs VIP

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    I haven't paid for a haircut in like 15 years.
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Me either. Grows too fast and costs too much.
     
  8. Dainty Jainty

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    You guys use the Flowbee?

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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Omg Jainty let me taste your panties
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    My woman used to buzz mine for me but doesn't anymore. I used to highlight her hair for her too. Then we would have sex. Great memories.
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    OMG hai Dainty! :hw: I hope you are having a great day. I mean this sincerely by the way.
     
  12. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Love, Hugs,and Lady Bugs VIP

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    Naw. Clippers.
     
  13. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    The chick who cut my hair wasn't a dime but she made up for it in the massage.
     
  14. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Again.....^^^^^THIS^^^^^
     
  15. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    You get a happy ending?
     
  16. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    No I popped a B though won't lie
     
  17. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I like it when I get a MILF who is happy to rub up against me while cutting my hair. Sometimes it's like I'm getting a lap dance.
     
  18. sarnie

    sarnie sugar daddy's basement Gold

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    are you dressed as a girl or a guy today?
     
  19. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member

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    That reminds me, I need to make an appointment for a haircut....
     
  20. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    I go to a Russian barber who takes swigs from his flask between snips with the scissors.