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In just over 5 hours I'm going on my first real date ever

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Aug 5, 2013.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    um no im having one .5l can to loosen me up a bit
     
  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    cant cope with normal daily activities without a drink :facepalm:
     
  3. sstressed

    sstressed as i am, so are these. as are these, so am i.

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    yeah, he should smoke pot.
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the Car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I wish Dawg would let me have my Creepy Fuck mult here. :sad:
     
  5. ralphberries

    ralphberries Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Corned beef cocksuckers!
     
  6. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY SQUAD - Well Known Harasser 2010 OG Gold

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    Pastrami assholes!
     
  7. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY SQUAD - Well Known Harasser 2010 OG Gold

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    Oven roasted turkey jerkoffs!
     
  8. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    did it happen? did I miss it?
     
  9. Eggrollz

    Eggrollz Well-Known Member

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    Creepy Fuckmult is a funny name.
     
  10. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    :jj:

    that's a good mult name too!
     
  11. Eggrollz

    Eggrollz Well-Known Member

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    You fucking canned salmon ass muncher!
     
  12. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    canned salmon :yes:
     
  13. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Chicken salad A group of lovely people
     
  14. Eggrollz

    Eggrollz Well-Known Member

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    That bar's gonna think Gary's a player because he's in with two women in two nights.

    If they only knew. :jj:
     
  15. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Director of Psychiatry: Dawg's Medical Services Gold

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    Slip your finger down her ass crack and finger her asshole, Gar. It will show confidence and she'll get turned on big time.

    Trust me, I've used this move before.
     
  16. Eggrollz

    Eggrollz Well-Known Member

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    Excellent suggestion.

    Don't smell your finger in front of her. Act like you don't even care what her poop smells like.
     
  17. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    :giggle:
     
  18. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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