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WTF Instead of paper straws...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Bobby Axelrod, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Why don’t we just stop using the ocean as a landfill?
     
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  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    Let's use your place instead.
     
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  4. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head Darth Tater™ 2010 OG Gold

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  5. Bobby Axelrod

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    Can’t we just send up into space?
     
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    Mr. Potato Head Darth Tater™ 2010 OG Gold

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    ^^Gets it.
     
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    New paper straws suck
     
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    lance317 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Let's do away with straws altogether, totally unnecessary unless your'e an invalid

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    Big fan of straws. I use these for my bourbon neat


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    I'm pretty sure the U.S. stopped ocean dumping years ago.
     
  14. Ace

    Ace That weird guy Gold

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    Using a straw drastically reduces the chances of getting a cold sore (aka herpes) from a restaurant glass that the minimum wage dishwasher didn't give a fuck about.
     
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    I have 3 customers begging me to try to find them dishwashers. One is offering $16/hr straight cash
     
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