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Misc. Ive never been Skiing

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Feb 11, 2019.

  1. BennyMuso

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    What you never done?
     
  2. Joeyjoejoe

    Joeyjoejoe Wrasslin Faggot

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    Howard is pretty good.

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    Went camping with my two best friends once. I slept in the middle in our tent. After waking up, my bro on the left of me said he had a dream he was getting a handjob all night, bro on the right said he had the same dream. Kind of weird, I was dreaming of skiing.
     
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    I figure that joke is public domain by now lol
     
  7. BennyMuso

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    Never heard it before. :peek:
     
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    I have never made a bad post.
     
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    So it’s all true. Aww fuck. That’s why they always called me Edward Semenhands
     
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    They don't have any hills big enough to ski down in England.
     
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    This is the biggest.

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    My city landfill offers better slopes this time of year.
     
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    I actually just looked that up. I didn't even think they had a mountain that big in England.
     
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    They are building an indoor ski park in TX for people like you OP.
     
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    I have never hit a golf ball.
     
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    Putt-Putt?
     
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    I bet Sonny Bono wishes he could say the same.
     
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    I bet Sonny Bono wishes he could say the same.
     
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    Tap-tap, doesn't count.
     
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