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Jesus appears in skidmarked/exploding underware

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by UncaDollas, Jun 28, 2014.

  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What was described by Troy Lukkarila as "a very painful itch in a very private area" turned out to be a blessing in disguise, for shortly after scratching, Troy discovered the divine image of our Lord imprinted in his underwear. An ecstatic Troy exclaimed, "In the history of mankind there has never been greater indisputable physical evidence of God's glory!"

    The heathens at eBay refused to list the "Jesus skidmark" under the guise that it is offensive material, therefore Troy will be holding a private auction. According to Troy, "The Vatican has shown interest and I'm hoping to work out a deal with them to where my Holy underwear can be publicly displayed among other great works of art -- perhaps in the Sistine Chapel."

    Troy is hopeful that the Lord will continue to use him as a vessel. To prepare his body for God's work, Troy is currently maintaining a Krystal burger and prune Juice fast.

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  2. gilaet

    gilaet Hero Of Kvatch Gold

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    I see Buddha on the front.
     
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  3. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    o_Oo_O
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Fake. Shart stains and piss stains don't look like that and aren't that color. So I hear.:whistle:
     
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  5. gilaet

    gilaet Hero Of Kvatch Gold

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    5 tutorials
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    I'd like to shart on your post.
     
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  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    He pisses yellow mustard.
     
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    Bubbleguts420 Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    I can confirm. :(
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    not my cross to bear
     
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    computer blue Well-Known Member VIP

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    washed Cookie's granny panties lately?
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    whoa that avatar rulez!
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    My washing machine isn't big enough, shit mult.
     
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    How is he so sure that it isn't Satan's face?