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Job Available - Head Writer - Howard Stern Show

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Jun 30, 2014.

  1. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    They forgot to add Lotus Notes.
     
  2. Bethstampon

    Bethstampon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Give Rodney ANOTHER chance!!!

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  3. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    Apparently one doesn't need to be too detail oriented to write the description for this amazing position. They should have also mentioned that the job requires the applicant to pretend that the host has a full head of real hair and that his overweight sidekick is in the studio rather than phoning it in from home.
     
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  4. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Stephan king couldn't save that piece of shit show:eek:
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Gold

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    reno Well-Known Member

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    Is he going to be fired or what? If so Howard will promote another intern? It would help if they hired a real comedy writer, but Howard would have to part with more marbles than he's paying Benji.
     
  7. Tinman

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    Let me know when there's a job available for a new Host.
     
  8. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    The current HEAD WRITER of The Howard Stern Show is Fred Norris.

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    Hilarious. A "Head Writer" job opening on the HSS. How bad are things on the HSS these days...you have a writing team of Benjy and Elisa...the "news team" is practically gone...TV staff gone...HSS ratings "hidden"...AGT ratings the worst in show history.....now, Howie has to take to the internet to advertise his job opening.

    I can see Gary now..."boss, we need to advertise this job posting on Monster.com...we have no resume's from credible writers out there that want to work for us for $12.00 an hour...and plugs".
     
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    Bringing Jackie back would be the smartest thing Howie has done in 5 years....unfortunately, Jackie won't work for the crumbs Howie is willing to pay.
     
  11. Bethstampon

    Bethstampon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Oh I think he would...but the sad part is Howard would never be smart enough or have the comedy instincts in his delusional world to do the right thing here.
     
  12. baby booie

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    remember they had a covert writer in the studio that Howard wouldn't acknowledge? I think he appeared in the background on Howard TV
     
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    Exactly. Howie could easily bring a little momentum back to the HSS by bringing Jackie back....but he won't. He will bring in some "craigslist" writer that can write "family safe" AGT and kitten jokes.

    Howie should just hire Beth...she has been the "head writer" now for 5 years.
     
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    Speaking from (relative) experience, a lot of times these jobs are posted publicly just to give the illusion of a fair chance. Most times these roles go to someone already within the company and these types of things are mostly cosmetic.
     
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    Well the last time Jackie was on the Show, he said he would work for Scale.
    But the bigger problem is Howard's paper-thin skin, the first time he pitches the Kitten cancer ranch and Jackie starts giggling ... that's all she wrote.

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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    he could write a story where a monster kills them all.
     
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    Yea....and if Robin does a story about the Kentucky Derby and Jackie writes a horse joke, its curtains for Jackie.
     
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    Poor career move for anybody unless they have no career. or shame. or family. or etc, etc
     
  20. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Not many fucks given 2010 OG VIP

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    Howchie has his award winning head writer right under his chinny chin chin...


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