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Job Available - Head Writer - Howard Stern Show

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Jun 30, 2014.

  1. Hamptons

    Hamptons Well-Known Member

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    how many times has Shuli applied
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt VIP

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    And what were her qualifications? image.jpg
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    gd9tsd9tas9sa9 New Member Banned User

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    it was mike morse , he opens for lisa lumpajelly , he was only paid per joke , and only if wiggy used them
     
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    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    Correct. This is just HR putting out a bullshit job description that gives people an illusion that they have a chance.

    The job has already been given to someone and now they're just waiting few weeks to make it official.

    Who got the job? Elisa? Jason Mantzoukas guy?

    Look at the qualifications they're looking for and then look at Jason Mantzoukas's bio:

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Mantzoukas

    They line up well.

    Is he the next Head Writer? :bigthink:
     
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    2 2 Toothie Well-Known Member

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    and a squatty potty
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I suspect another Superfan promotion

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    2 2 Toothie Well-Known Member

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    her false teeth look worse than Howie's. ewe
     
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    more like the "doesn't give head writer"

    #zinggggggggg :artiejj:
     
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    Rob0729 Well-Known Member VIP

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    There was a point in time where Gary could have just sent out feelers and about five hundred comedy writers would be fighting over each other to get the job. Now they are advertising online.
     
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    Is this an admission that the bunch of no-talent hacks they have on the staff now aren't cutting it?
     
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    you are paid in plugs and must know how to use Lotus Notes.
     
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    Ralph tried to teach her, but it was a futile effort. By definition, retards are stupid.
     
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    Might have more to do with the Stern/SXM love lately. Maybe they are looking into next contract already & the need for all the computer skills is due to Stern working from ISDN?
     
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    and jerk my taffy for 45 minutes. Bringing you brother is a PLUS..
     
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    Did Benji leave or get a promotion?
     
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    That's what I always thought. Remember when he was mad that Jackie was given that title? Fred could leave the show and no one would know the difference as long as they kept playing drops of his fake laugh and "whaaaaat?" whenever a caller criticized Howard. Just like everyone else on the show he's been mailing it in for years. Wonder if he's leaving or just doesn't want the job.
     
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    Yeah, as someone stated, I'm sure there's a corporate regulation that makes posting these jobs mandatory. Still interesting, though, that a title like that is up for grabs among the staff.
     
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    I hate shitty regulations like that, but I guess with lawsuit crazy assholes its needed
     
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    i don't have a shot at this...stern will probably just hire one of his friends like chris rock, seinfeld, chevy or sam simon. this is a 4 way horse race, don't waste your time guys.