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Conspiracy Job you'd least like to have

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, May 15, 2019.

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    crack whore.
     
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    I read about a job in Mexico, you suit up and are lowered/dive into a sewer to clear blockages. The instance I read about was when the rope broke. So there you are, lost and doomed in a river of human shit? Not worth the paycheck, pal.
     
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    Slaughterhouse worker
     
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    Changing demented old people's diapers.
     
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    I’ve done it when I was in my twenties. On two separate occasions. Once for a semester after I was suspended for crummy grades in college. My job was drilling and measuring for fat content in large plastic lined cardboard tubs called “combos”. Awful job... very tedious and cold.

    Then for about six months I worked in a different pork plant while I was waiting to attend vocational training in Florida. At first they put me on a circular saw that was used to cut the animal in half after it had been slaughtered. The problem with that is if it caught a bone or something it could snap back and cut your damn head off, so I refused the job after the first shift. Since my dad was running the plant at the time I could do those sorts of things and get away with it. I ended up being on the “weiner deck”, where we boxed hot dog packages for shipment. A much easier job, although monotonous of course.

    Yeah you don’t wanna work in a slaughterhouse if you can help it.
     
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    As opposed to normal old people’s diapers?
     
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