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Florida Kids these days—can’t even get their parents killed

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mlaw, Sep 11, 2019.

  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG Gold

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    Alyssa Michelle Hatcher is a Florida teen who is accused of paying two men to kill her parents in a failed murder-for-hire plot using money she had stolen from her mother and stepfather.

    Hatcher, a 17-year-old high school student from Umatilla, Florida, was arrested on September 9, the Lake County Sheriff’s Office said press release. Police have not named Hatcher’s parents, but Heavy has learned that her stepfather is a police officer in a neighboring city.

    According to the sheriff’s office, a school resource officer at Hatcher’s high school learned from another teenager that Hatcher had paid a friend “a lot of money” to kill her parents. Hatcher’s boyfriend was also interviewed by police and he said he had seen Hatcher on the morning of Monday, September 9, and she told him she wanted to kill her parents.

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    Make up sure works wonders

    https://heavy.com/news/2019/09/alyssa-hatcher/
     
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  2. yaddc

    yaddc VIP Extreme Gold

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    Nothing will happen
     
  3. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy Gold

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    I had to walk up hill, both ways, in the snow to have my parents capped.
     
  4. x76

    x76 giant monster Gold

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    Did they deny her request for rhinoplasty, I wonder..?
     
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    DogStar69 Dawg Shed Artist 2010 OG

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    You forgot backwards.
     
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    Her defense lawyer will most likely claim psychological and emotional trauma resulting from some sort of abuse.

    ..and it could be the truth.


     
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    Causey said he talked to Hatcher, who admitted to paying one person $503 and a second person $926.40 after asking both to kill her parents, according to court documents. She withdrew money from an ATM to make one of the payments and sent the second payment via Paypal, according to police.

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    Say what you want about today’s youth, but I’m gonna give her negotiating skills their proper due. She found not one, but two different guys willing to do the hit for under a grand...and that’s for killing two people! These guys not only work cheap, but also must have been offering BOGO coupons.

    The odd dollar amounts are also interesting. I’m guessing that the killers must have added on service charges and/or convenience fees. Maybe that’s more common in Floriduh?
     
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    :grad:

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    Hatcher told Causey that $100 from the first transaction was used to buy cocaine. She gave $400 to a friend to give to someone else to kill her parents, according to Causey. Causey wrote that Hatcher told him, “since the act was never carried out she gave the other $900 to a black male to kill her parents.”
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    First....cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    Second....why does/should the race of the second hired killer matter/be mentioned?

    Silly kids.
    Stupid kids.
    Dangerous kids?


     
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  11. sstressed

    sstressed as i am, so are these. as are these, so am i. VIP

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    the answer is - stepdad is a cop.

    too strict, must die! :grad:
     
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    She should have said she’d pay after the parents were dead. Now she has to deal with being a thief on top of everything else.
     
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    She looks a hell of a lot guiltier in some photos than in others...
     
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    High school should offer a class in negotiating contract homicide...
     
  15. 3bigsparky

    3bigsparky What Took Me So Long? Gold

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    man that's false advertising.