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Macho Man Randy Savage to be Announced for the WWE HoF Tonight?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LawyerLarry, Jan 7, 2015.

  1. agnes

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    “Bruno had met Sid when the latter was working part time on Memphis-area spot show undercards. When Bruno got the opportunity to go to Alabama to manage the new Lord Humongous, he realized that Sid would be perfect for it and they went together, as roommates splitting a $80/week dump of a motel room.

    "The more Sid drank, the odder he acted."

    A guy kept walking past their open door to get things from his car and whatnot, and while Bruno understood what he was doing, Sid was convinced that the guy was going to steal Bruno's car, which was relatively nice, and screamed at Bruno that he had to call the guy out, or else...

    "You'd better go straighten out that guy or you'll find out just how sharp my knife is."

    Bruno walked toward the guy to tell him to stay away from the car or else be murdered by Sid, but Sid ran over, pushed him away, yelled "Hey, this guy here says to stay the f*** away from his car!" and then locked Bruno out of their room before yanking him back in and yelling that he shouldn't bother people like that.

    A few hours later, as soon as Bruno turned out the light to go to sleep, he heard a clicking noise. He turned on the light to see Sid flipping his pocket knife open and closed while "grinning at me like The Joker." Sid said not to worry about it and to try to go to sleep. After 5 minutes of Bruno being too scared to sleep, the clicking starts again. When Bruno tries to turn the light on, Sid told him to leave the light off, lie back down, and go to sleep. Five seconds later, Sid whispers "Sleep forever..." and dives into Bruno's bed while laughing like a maniac. Bruno jumped off the bed and turned on the light, which revealed Sid hyperventilating. Bruno grabbed his stuff and locked himself in his car, where he managed to fall asleep until Sid woke him up at 4:30 AM to explain he was only joking to break the ice.

    At the last show before Continental split into two territories, the wrestler (including Bruno's former charges, the RPMs, who he hadn't seen in awhile) were reminiscing in the parking lot. Sid, still in his hockey mask, went straight to the car. When fans mobbed him, he thew his bags down and swung his arms out. Unfortunately, his peripheral vision was so limited that he accidentally hit a babby (being held by its mom) right in the face. As the fans turned into an angry mob, Sid found his keys, grabbed his bag, hopped into the car, and sped over to Bruno, screaming "Get in the f***ing car now!"

    Bruno: "Sid, I'm sorry..."

    Sid: "Sorry! Sorry? Is that supposed to help? I hit a f***ing baby because you were f***ing standing around instead of getting in the f***ing car!"

    Bruno: "But, Sid. I was talking to the RPMs because I haven't seen them for a while, and..."

    Sid: "f*** the RPMs, and f*** you!"

    Sid forced Bruno's head down between his (Sid's) knees and started smothering him. Right before Bruno passed out, Sid let him go. They tried to regain their composure as Sid said he didn't mean to hurt Bruno but what he did was unacceptable. He told Bruno to get some beer and relax. Bruno thought about going back to Memphis (which he was homesick for anyway) but was afraid that Sid would murder him when he found out.

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  2. ljc

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    great team
     
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    80's wrestling ripped off the mad max franchise so many times.
     
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    Nice Cod piece fag. I know Pat Patterson probably bought all that shit out of some Gay S & M magazine he had.
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    That was the Alabama or Tennessee territory that had the Lord Humoungi (plural for Humogous?)
     
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    Pat got Demolitions stuff then. It's all ripped off of the road warrior witch the bad guys dressed like leather daddy's and had twinks on the backs of there bikes
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    Bill Eadie’s idea with Randy Colley.
     
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    I have never cared to watch more than 1 minute of a Mad Max movie while flipping through the channels.
     
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    the only Max movie you're interested in is CineMax After Dark.
     
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    I like broken down Black Singlet Andre the best.
     
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    Ambrose going to job to a fat woman and people have the nerve to compare him to piper.
     
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    UFC tonight
     
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    1-fight card with Silva. I will watch.
     
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    A new clown in town.
     
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    yeah I can't imagine paying $60 for that garbage. Not a PPV worthy card
     
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