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News Marriage brings only two years of happiness

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by The Booey, May 15, 2019.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Wett
     
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    larryluncg Birthdays were the worst days VIP Gold

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    i’m on my second marriage. Been together almost thirteen years. A week doesn’t go by where we don’t have an argument/disagreement. All relationships need to be worked on all the time.
     
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    My parents have been married for 35 years, never had an argument. It's always been pretty even-keeled between them. And they've been through a lot of hardships.
     
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    potroast Well-Known Member VIP

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    Two years sounds just about when the first kid shows up. Kids are tough on a marriage.
     
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    potroast Well-Known Member VIP

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    No kids.
     
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    Twenty years on June 25tn, no clue how it’s lasted. We travel a lot.
     
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  8. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    Hmmm....did I know you were that young? :bigthink

    I’ve been with Mr. ITOK since 1985, so almost as long as your parents have been married :D
     
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    I had 6 good years of marriage.
    7th year of marriage went very bad.
     
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    Word!
     
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    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    The 7 year itch is a real thing. That's about how long a dude can go without having some strange. If women want to keep guys longer than 7 years you either have to open up the relationship or just let the dude go out and bed some new women. And if you women can't take that then just give it up. Get the divorce.
     
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    Exactly. And IMO, nothing shuts down a guy's sex drive in marriage more than knowing that you have to pretend that banging other broads isn't something you'd even want to do. But if you want a sexually-open marriage, you gotta allow her to do the same, which most dudes couldn't handle. BTW, ladies, if any of your husbands are actually slinging that BS about not wanting to bang other broads, you can be fairly certain that he's getting some on the side.

    We've been together 21 years and married for 12 and it's been a sexually-open relationship since the day we met. I can tell you that nothing makes me want to fuck the shit outta Mrs. Clumpy more than getting to bang another broad...or just working on other broads together whether it pans out or not. That's also why one of the typical signs of cheating husbands is increased sexual interest at home...because nothing revs up our sex drive more than getting some strange.
     
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    i endorse these conclusions. i pity those who stay together for the kids or because they can't afford to excape.
     
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    Its what you make of it.....dont marry young unless you have a ton of cash.