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WTF Mikey is in a paper selling slump

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by baltimore mike, Apr 15, 2019 at 9:57 AM.

  1. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    i will take one ream if it helps out a bro
     
  2. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    what's your boss like

    is he super cool
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Yes hes ok
     
  4. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    that's great mike
     
  5. Tickle Shits

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    Gotta Lube the deals mike

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  6. Barton Fink

    Barton Fink Plate Warmer Gold

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    Seems like your slump extends far beyond ypur professional life.
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Indeed
     
  8. hugh jasol

    hugh jasol fast times VIP Gold

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    “Mike” is somehow always online, yet his boss is considered “just ok”.

    Ok
     
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  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Whaaaaaa
     
  10. Kobesagent

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    Welcome to the Stern forum.
     
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  11. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    oh hi

    nice to meet you
     
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  12. Bobby Axelrod

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    People still use paper?
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Yes god damn it
     
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  14. Nunz

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    Jihad Moike

    Quite scary
     
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  16. Flymo

    Flymo Well-Known Member

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    How many Sun subscribers on your route?
     
  17. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Schmoopy's secret pal 2010 OG Gold

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    Of course. After all, you can't wipe your ass with mega bytes...
     
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  18. WillyBest

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    You should try selling Hyundais, Mike. I hear those things sell themselves!
     
  19. fatness

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    I’ll give you a bucket of nuggets for a handjob

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    You should expand into printer sales.

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