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Military Porn? Maybe NSFW, maybe not.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Spazzmatazz, Sep 13, 2010.

  1. Spazzmatazz

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    "we're taping it" lol

    i thought i was going to get to see me some hot soldiers. I am a sucker for a man with a crew cut.
     
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    A crew cut?
    I had a crewcut when I was a kid!
    Haircuts iz for suckahs! :hhh:
     
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    She's riding the fuck outta that dick :jj: I wish I had a chick like that...
     
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    The wild part is how little they knew about how close they were to death. :eek:
     
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    i'm glad you said that. what's the back story there? i guess i missed it, i was too busy saying "darn, no hot soldiers with crew cuts":p

    Good thing i didn't go to Okinawa. I woulda been unstoppable.:jj:
     
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    I was expecting smething else!
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    Thats pretty funny Spazz :jj: I think I've seen that the military helicopters can look at stuff from a mile away ? ...
     
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    you ever see his military ID pic? he WAS hot!!!!!

    i tell ya, a man with short hair in a uniform, and i'm putty in his hands...
     
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    see?
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    and i never saw this before...
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    That was most likely from an AC-130 Spectre. The absolute deadliest thing in the air anywhere.
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    Putty, you say? :D

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    No shit .... That plane looks like it could wipe out a whole village ...
     
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    yes, putty....:marx:

    You look very dapper!

    The short hair feel sooooo good when you rub your hand over it, and a military guy has at least SOME discipline in him. My dad was a marine 65 years ago, and still is up before the crack of dawn, and is in excellent shape. Used to be funny when i was coming home very late/early a.m., and he was up walking the dog. My dates would freak out, and I would just say "Hi dad" and go to bed.
     
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    :jj: Pics like that are the standard screensavers on all USAF computers
     
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    Drew looks pretty Tuff in this picture ...
     
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    :jj: Thanks, but that pic is like 7 years old now. My skin isn't so youthful and I'm a tad bit heavier... :(

    Your dad was probably a Marine back when it was a respectable thing. No offense to the good Marines out there, but I've worked with them and on the whole, they are a bunch of crude, stupid, muscleheaded bullies who couldn't do anything else in life.

    The dog walking thing is a good point about the discipline that the military gives people. Before I went in, I would stay in bed until 10, 11 in the morning, or until an hour before I had work or something. Now, if I wake up at 7, I feel like a loser.
     
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    My short hair and uniform ceased about 1977. But you know what the funniest thing is I see these days?
    Now that buzz cuts are all the rage, the guys that are obviously balding, struggling with the age thing, that think they can shave their heads in a feeble attempt to look "cool".
    Guys. We see your hairline. You're fooling nobody. :rofl:
     
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    <--- Ex USAF :dance: