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My name's Apple the cat...I'm new here....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Apple the cat, Sep 29, 2010.

  1. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Schmoopy's secret pal 2010 OG Gold

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    Hello all:

    Seems this is where all the talent from SFN is moving to, figured I'd join the migration.
     
  2. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth RENAISSANCE MAN 2010 OG Gold

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    Go scratch up your owners face so she can't model anymore
     
  3. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Hi, Apple! :hw:
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I asked her if Walter was going to be joining up. We also need to get Bianca on board but she looks like she doesn't get computers.
     
  5. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth RENAISSANCE MAN 2010 OG Gold

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    Bianca will be dead probably by Christmas so fuck that ugly asshole of a dog
     
  6. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth RENAISSANCE MAN 2010 OG Gold

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    Can somebody get a message to Java?
     
  7. bill

    bill yam yam yam yam 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Talent. Heh. Welcome Apple the cat! :hw:
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    What about Shera, God rest?
     
  9. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth RENAISSANCE MAN 2010 OG Gold

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    Hey Apple! Lemme ax ya a ketchin! Ever see the old man without his wig?
     
  10. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    Java, now that is a dog that can tell some stories
     
  11. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth RENAISSANCE MAN 2010 OG Gold

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    I bet Java heard the word "cunt" thrown around when them two were married and fighting.
     
  12. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    ?????
     
  13. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    Apple's owner = Beth.
     
  14. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth RENAISSANCE MAN 2010 OG Gold

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    I can't believe you had to explain that.
     
  15. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    My reference was to why you were erroneously referring to her as a model in the present tense, and implying that she ever was a model.
     
  16. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    I thought about it after i responded , But didn't get a chance to change it :jj:
     
  17. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    We're not under martial law here -- the Thought Police and their toadies don't come to round you up in the night because you have the audacity to state the obvious. :D

    [​IMG]

    [I'm exaggerating for the purpose of effect and humor by the way, for the denser who may be among us.]
     
  18. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth RENAISSANCE MAN 2010 OG Gold

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  19. JustAddWater

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    :hw:
    Welcome Apple . Yes it is the Fun over here.
    gotta luv that screen name.
     
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  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Apple eats Walter's hard turds.