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OMFG I am bored -- entertain me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by k4D3t, Oct 3, 2010.

  1. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    I'm in the police reserve, and am stuck at a post for a marathon where there is NOTHING to do but sit in the police car. Please bring me the LOLz or running related hawtness. I'm stuck here for the next 7 hours. :sob:
     
  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Let me know where you are and I'll rob a 7-Eleven to liven things up.
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    when I finally bring you two in, I'm going elbow deep on the cavity search
     
  5. bill

    bill yam yam yam yam 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    You got any neato weapons in the trunk?
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    With any luck you'll spot some stumbly-wumblies to help you pass the time.

     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    I'm armed only with my fists and charm.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Then I'm taking out something much larger than a 7-Eleven. I'm thinking a branch of the Federal Reserve. Get me some Germans and a bunch of dump trucks. I have an idea.
     
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    Oldie but still funny. :c
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Wake up, Cadet! You're on duty for Christ's sake.
     
  12. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    don't hit Fort Knox, there's no gold in there
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    I'm pulling a DellAbate and catching some zzzzzzs on the job -- I shouldn't have ate all those cookies
     
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    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Chewbacca Auditions by TASER! :evil:

     
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  16. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN Gold

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    Those marathon runners can be real trouble.
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    just sent an old drunk to detox -- of course, he didn't know what planet he was on, much less at a major event
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    getting tased is painful, but quick

    getting maced is a time committment -- that stuff breaks down on its iwn time table
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    EOT with nothing to show for it but the thanks of a grateful community
     
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    The old drunk in detox will have to thank you tomorrow , Once he figure's out what planet he's on. :hhh: