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WTF Premature ejaculating pizza rolls.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Daveindiego, Dec 8, 2018.

  1. Daveindiego

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    They were in the oven for only 12 minutes, not even the ‘up to’ recommendation of 13.

    Fucking scientists at Tortinos better get to recalculating the goddamn cooking temps/times.

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    I think your ghetto oven is running hot.
     
  4. blairg

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    Figured you'd be freezing them and shoving them up your ass
     
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  5. Daveindiego

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    I’m taking the time to make this thread and allowing the pizza rolls to cool. Avoiding the burning of the roof of the mouth so bad that it fucks up the next week of meals.

    That’s called smart.
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  6. Daveindiego

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    No, I decided not to use that recipe you keep recommending.
     
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  7. Bro

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    Pizza rolls? Really?
     
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    I seem to recall Americans don't have Pizza Pops which is a shame if true
     
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    I fucking made chicken mother fucking gravy and poured those shits over mashed potatoes LIKE A MAN.
     
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    Haha, Bro!

    Pizza rolls, Bro.

    Frozen pizza rolls.
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    I’m on a diet.

    So instead of lunch, I eat like 9 pizza rolls.

    That’s smart.
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    lol cough lol bro
     
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    This sadness is nothing to poke fun at.
     
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    When you hongry, waitin’ for them pizza rolls to cool off be like

     
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  16. Daveindiego

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    I don’t know what color the sky is in YOUR world, but here in my world, where the sky is blue, men DONT make gravy.

    I will eat shit dry as fuck an nearly choke before I even entertain the thought of making my own gravy.

    That is smart.
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    You're 60 yrs old eating pizza rolls? I'm faklempt. @Austinchota get him
     
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  18. Daveindiego

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    Look at this sad ass pizza roll.

    You owe ME Tortinos!!!
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  19. Daveindiego

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    49 motherfucker!!

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    The fuck is that in Canada a pizza rolls is usually an @Eggrollz with pizza stuff insdie