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WTF Quarantine check in

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Mar 26, 2020.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I'm actually still working

    Roads are empty as dicks

    I've been making dinner every night too

    Meatloaf last night because I am one meaty boi


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  2. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock Gold

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    Still working but I was drunk by 1pm yesterday.
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Yesterday was my first day back and they called me in RIGHT as I was about to start drinking

    I was all like

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  4. Bill Zep

    Bill Zep Active Member

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    Roaring through my stockpile of beer and whiskey
     
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  5. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock Gold

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    I drank whiskey at work :oops:
     
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    Divorce Chicken Bizarre Love Triangle Gold

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    I watched Margin Call. Not sure how I missed it when it came out in 2011.
     
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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I watched the Chris Benoit documentary last night

    It was sadder than tits
     
  8. Pig

    Pig Chill! Have a Pauli Girl Gold

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    Ventured out into corona land to do some grocery shopping.
    It’s weird out there.
    Half as many people on the road and in the store.
    They offer to disinfect your shopping cart handle when you walk In.
    Half the shelves are empty.
    Got most of what I wanted though.
     
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    I’m still under quarantine till tonight.
     
  10. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Officer in Charge of Quarantine Compliance. Gold

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    My daughter is going crazy without going to school or leaving the house. We can't even go to the park. I think today we'll go on an even longer walk around the neighborhood. I actually wish I worked more than two or three nights a week right about now.
     
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  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    The fuck is that


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    Every kid needs fresh air and some grass.

    get her a fan and a chia pet.
     
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    Hola

    I’m working from home and watching Season 1 of Curb Your Enthusiasm! I’m high risk but have to go out today! I hope to check out that Chris Benoit documentary before I die from the corona!
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Why are you high risk you French tickling son of a whore's ass
     
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    pepsinacup So Thirsty Gold

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    I have asthma fuck face
     
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    Yo Chris
     
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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Sucks to be you, NERD
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay


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    I never had a asthma but I had an Audi.
     
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    that’s hot
     
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