Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by garypagetwo, Feb 11, 2019.
no pics of Chriza in my threads, please.
When will you do another adventure time with Mayo?
Don't knock it till you've tried it
Sorry, A chick.
I nearly shit myself laughing reading this
I was an active Chad from age 23-37. It was a nice run. Made it through with no marriage, no kids, no STDs. I have fond memories of roasties that will last me a lifetime. I'm 50 now.
I am in Monk Mode during 51 weeks of the year. One week is a marathon of sex with a Finnish MILF who traverses the Atlantic Ocean to see me.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I enjoy fucking them.
And it busts up toilet bowls.
Can you actually imagine that? A toilet bowl is no joke. That's some heavy hardware and this melon head broke it.
Yeah man, I have busted them up with sledge hammers doing demo work. They can take a hell of a shot from one. His head must weigh 30 pounds
The human head contains the brain which weighs about 3 pounds. Then there is the skull, the eyes, the teeth, the facial musles and skin. In all, an adult head weighs around 10 to 11 pounds (4.5 to 5 kg). So go grab two 5 pound bags of sugar or flour and hold them with one hand.
I’m a fan of pussy. Pure unfiltered thought,
Roasties??? Love 'em!
@garypagetwo, how do you feel about Post Toasties???
I’m sorry @garypagetwo, these animals don’t know the pleasure of a delicious rosti
Do they still make those? They were nothing but Kellogg’s Corn Flakes rip offs.