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Seinfeldisms II

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by The Cocksman, Jul 4, 2019.

  1. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    "It's not a lie if you believe it."
     
  2. Caomhan

    Caomhan Daddy, I need a job Gold

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    "The"
     
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  3. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    "What is the deal with that?"
     
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  4. Caomhan

    Caomhan Daddy, I need a job Gold

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    Overrated show
     
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    babybear Wherewolf of AZ Gold

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    Jerry, you gotta see the baby.
     
  6. Caomhan

    Caomhan Daddy, I need a job Gold

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    "Is this the drezzer thread?"
    Best episode ever
     
  7. larryluncg

    larryluncg The Notorious B.I.G VIP Gold

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    Fucking cocksman has been doing this same thread for 15 years on ten different boards.



    not that there’s anything wrong with that
     
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  8. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown C2 H5 OH VIP

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    You made this salad in the shower?

    --Yep, and then I shoved your toothbrush up my ass.
     
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  9. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown C2 H5 OH VIP

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    There was no there, there.
     
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  10. WillyBest

    WillyBest This aggression will not stand Gold

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    Fucking bizarre. What an odd duck.
     
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    blairg Down since day BIX Gold

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    They're all pipes!
     
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  12. Caomhan

    Caomhan Daddy, I need a job Gold

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    "Can a nigga get a table dance?"
     
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    Artie Laugh Well-Known Member VIP

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    I must have missed that episode. :jj:
     
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  14. Caomhan

    Caomhan Daddy, I need a job Gold

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    It was in this episode I think
     
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    Nothing.
     
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    WillyBest This aggression will not stand Gold

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    "Can I taste yo juice?"
     
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  17. Summer

    Summer . VIP

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    Always leave on a high note.

     
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  19. The Cocksman

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    "Let me tell you something about zip codes...................they're meaningless."
     
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    WillyBest This aggression will not stand Gold

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    "Nigga, you ain't got to explain shit, I've been robbing motherfuckas since the slave ships."
     
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