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Seinfeldisms II

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by The Cocksman, Jul 4, 2019.

  1. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth RENAISSANCE MAN 2010 OG Gold

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    My mother has never laughed. Ever. Not a giggle. Not a chuckle. Not a tee hee. Never went 'Ha!' "
     
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  2. WillyBest

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    "Fuck all you hoes! Get a grip, motherfucker! Yeah, this album is dedicated To all the teachers that told me I'd never amount to nothin'."
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Fuck! Look who's back!


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  4. WillyBest

    WillyBest 2019 Man of The Year Gold

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    "I'm blowin' up like you thought I would, call the crib, same number, same hood, it's all good And if you don't know, now you know, nigga!"
     
  5. Billy Brown

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    Some of you are taking this thread serious?
     
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  6. iceguy

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    He took “it” out.
     
  7. WillyBest

    WillyBest 2019 Man of The Year Gold

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    "Free at last, Free at last, Thank God almighty we are free at last."
     
  8. The Cocksman

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    "Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Costanza."
     
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  9. MrWarmth

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  10. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Beleaguered, yet somehow viscous... 2010 OG Gold

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    My influence spreads...:evil:
     
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  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Beleaguered, yet somehow viscous... 2010 OG Gold

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    Racial tensions flare...:emperor:
     
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  12. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    "But I'm scared of clowns."
     
  13. WillyBest

    WillyBest 2019 Man of The Year Gold

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    'Cause I went from negative to positive
    And it's all (It's all good, nigga)
    And if you don't know, now you know, nigga
     
  14. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Friend of the Court 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Did we really need another thread about this?
     
  15. Billy Brown

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    Cracker Ass
     
  16. The Cocksman

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    YES!
     
  17. Summer

    Summer Team Mike #323 VIP Gold

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    Where have you been for the last several years?
     
  18. WillyBest

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    "Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole family and have some real problems, Jackass, what were they like anyway they look pretty good are they real are they built for speed or for comfort, what you do with them motorboat, you play the motorboat, you motorboating son of a bitch you old sailor you."