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Seinfeldisms II

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by The Cocksman, Jul 4, 2019.

  1. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth RENAISSANCE MAN 2010 OG VIP

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    My mother has never laughed. Ever. Not a giggle. Not a chuckle. Not a tee hee. Never went 'Ha!' "
     
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  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Fuck! Look who's back!


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  3. WillyBest

    WillyBest This aggression will not stand Gold

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    "I'm blowin' up like you thought I would, call the crib, same number, same hood, it's all good And if you don't know, now you know, nigga!"
     
  4. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown C2 H5 OH VIP

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    Some of you are taking this thread serious?
     
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  5. iceguy

    iceguy Well-Known Member

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    He took “it” out.
     
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  6. WillyBest

    WillyBest This aggression will not stand Gold

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    "Free at last, Free at last, Thank God almighty we are free at last."
     
  7. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    "Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Costanza."
     
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  8. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth RENAISSANCE MAN 2010 OG VIP

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  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Beleaguered, yet somehow viscous... 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    My influence spreads...:evil:
     
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  10. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Beleaguered, yet somehow viscous... 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Racial tensions flare...:emperor:
     
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  11. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    "But I'm scared of clowns."
     
  12. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Did we really need another thread about this?
     
  13. Billy Brown

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    Cracker Ass
     
  14. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    YES!
     
  15. Summer

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    Where have you been for the last several years?
     
  16. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    "Knowing you is like going to the jungle, I don't what I'll see next and I'm real scared."
     
  17. Billy Brown

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    jerk store
     
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    What's this thread about?
     
  19. Billy Brown

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    penis
     
  20. blairg

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    It was shrinkage!
     
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