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Shiv its that time again

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by newcastlefan, Jun 28, 2014.

  1. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan Banned VIP

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    EC needs it bad.

    You have to do your duty to the board and service her again.

    We all know how distasteful, and dirty a job it is, but she is like a septic tank and needs to be rotor-routered.

    I am willing to pay for the brillo pads for you to clean up with afterwards.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP Gold

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    That's very insulting



    to septic tanks.
     
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  3. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan Banned VIP

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    yeah but the comparison is too accurate.
     
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    Shivvy Unhinged Banned User

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    itll be my pleasure
     
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  5. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan Banned VIP

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    remember to pluck her feathers this time, and get a tetanus shot afterward.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP Gold

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    and don't forget your ear plugs. :c
     
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    Shivvy Unhinged Banned User

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    is she a screamer?
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP Gold

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    :words:
     
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    newcastlefan Banned VIP

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    nobody knows. she's still technically a virgin as every man that got close enough to deflower her, died in the effort.
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Unhinged Banned User

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    I'd hit it
     
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    Cheri's gonna be jealous