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CCTV Short guy in Jersey bagel shop goes apeshit about being short on dating sites?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by EndOfLine, Jul 10, 2019.

  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    yeah thats the one
     
  2. RODFROMBAYSIDE

    RODFROMBAYSIDE Well-Known Member

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    We should start a Grow Fund Me page for this guy
     
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    Was probably only 4' 11" :no:
     
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  4. x76

    x76 I did alright and had my fun Gold

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    I love bagels
     
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    I was gonna say...white Danersbf? :hhh:
     
  6. JameGumb

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    This is what I've imagined Schmoopy is like irl.
     
  7. Bob Loblaw

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    Found his profile picture on Tinder

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    Snort Beep beep, Richie. VIP Gold

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    Snort Beep beep, Richie. VIP Gold

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    Holy shit ... you have found @LawyerLarry :eek:
     
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    As Gary Newman said:



    How true that is.
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Stop it
     
  12. John Smith

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    Worst Match.com advertisement ever.
     
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    I hope that fool doesn’t have access to guns or weapons of mass destruction, he has lone gunman written all over him.
     
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    Uh oh, a fight!! Time to record it with my phone and put it on the innerwebzanets!!
     
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    This is why we all gotta be Height Supremacists. Every man 5'6 and under is capable of this.
     
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    What a psycho. The only time I get that angry in a bagel store is when I get a cold hard bagel and right as I'm leaving they dump a new batch of fresh hot bagels in the bin:pissed:
     
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    Dude must have major back up, needs to blow one out.
     
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    Why did she quit filming?
     
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    Great last couple of seconds - watched in slo-mo.
    Everyone in NJ is so angry, but someone had to take control of the short guy.
     
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    hookers = happy