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CCTV Short guy in Jersey bagel shop goes apeshit about being short on dating sites?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by EndOfLine, Jul 10, 2019.

  1. Gwarn1

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    yeah thats the one
     
  2. RODFROMBAYSIDE

    RODFROMBAYSIDE Well-Known Member

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    We should start a Grow Fund Me page for this guy
     
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    Was probably only 4' 11" :no:
     
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    I love bagels
     
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    JameGumb Let's kratom and chill Gold

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    I was gonna say...white Danersbf? :hhh:
     
  6. JameGumb

    JameGumb Let's kratom and chill Gold

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    This is what I've imagined Schmoopy is like irl.
     
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    Found his profile picture on Tinder

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    Snort Beep beep, Richie. Gold

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    Snort Beep beep, Richie. Gold

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    Holy shit ... you have found @LawyerLarry :eek:
     
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    As Gary Newman said:



    How true that is.
     
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    Stop it
     
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    Worst Match.com advertisement ever.
     
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    I hope that fool doesn’t have access to guns or weapons of mass destruction, he has lone gunman written all over him.
     
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    Uh oh, a fight!! Time to record it with my phone and put it on the innerwebzanets!!
     
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    This is why we all gotta be Height Supremacists. Every man 5'6 and under is capable of this.
     
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    What a psycho. The only time I get that angry in a bagel store is when I get a cold hard bagel and right as I'm leaving they dump a new batch of fresh hot bagels in the bin:pissed:
     
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    Dude must have major back up, needs to blow one out.
     
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    Why did she quit filming?
     
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    Great last couple of seconds - watched in slo-mo.
    Everyone in NJ is so angry, but someone had to take control of the short guy.
     
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    hookers = happy