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Sports Should John Daly be able to use a cart for the PGA Championship

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mlaw, May 14, 2019.

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Should John Daly be able to use a golf cart this weekend?

Poll closed May 17, 2019.
  1. Yes

    33 vote(s)
    37.1%
  2. No

    42 vote(s)
    47.2%
  3. I’ve never seen an episode of Big Bang Theory

    14 vote(s)
    15.7%
  1. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    In any sport, if you are not physically able to participate at the set levels put forth, you cant play.

    It's just that simple. He should retire and drive his golf cart around the country club and play.


    Snowflakes not allowed
     
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  2. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits VIP Extreme Gold

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    No.
     
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  3. blackcrystal61

    blackcrystal61 Well-Known Member

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    This.
     
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  4. Z520

    Z520 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think John Daly at Bethpage with a bunch of New Yorkers trying to force feed him beer would be awesome. They should mike him up and wait for a tan mom blowout moment.
     
  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    They already did
     
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  6. Mfactor

    Mfactor VIP Extreme Gold

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    Whatever he wants he keeps golf interesting
     
  7. larryluncg

    larryluncg Birthdays were the worst days VIP Gold

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    :bigthink
    Something similar to Daly? The guy couldn’t walk?
     
  8. Chief Macho

    Chief Macho Well-Known Member Banned User

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    everyone should have a cart. speed the game up and give them more viewers. fucking honky cracker assholes.
     
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  9. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Greasier than Joffrey's cunt. 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Walking the course is the only think that makes golf a sport instead of an activity.
     
  10. Lance Murdock

    Lance Murdock Well-Known Member

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    Does Bethpage even have the space for the cart?
     
  11. Ace

    Ace That weird guy Gold

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    John Daley has banged more whores than Tiger and had a lot more fun doing it.

    He deserves a fucking limo to carry him across the course.
     
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  12. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Yes, the golfer I named in my initial post, it went to the Supreme Court, Casey Martin. He however was born with a defect that made it extremely painful to walk. Daly, has eaten and drunk himself to disability
     
  13. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    I posted a video of the course, there are few paths. They don’t allow them

    The Black Course is a difficult and challenging course that should be played only by low-handicap golfers. The course is for walkers only and its slope rating is one of the highest in the northeast. This was one of the last courses designed by master golf course architect A.W. Tillinghast, and is said by many to be his finest work. The Black Course served as the site of the 102nd U.S. Open Championship in 2002, the Barclays in 2012/2016, PGA Championship in 2019, Northern Trust in 2021/2027 and the Ryder Cup in 2024. Our National Championship returned to the Black in 2009. The narrow fairways, high roughs, well placed bunkers and small greens help to make this an extremely difficult course.
     
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  14. robbykrieger

    robbykrieger Lyrical Gangsta

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    Why, in God’s name, do people end posts with “No?”

    No one speaks like that, and if you do, you’re a faeg, no?
     
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    Should be allowed only if he sits off the back and they wheelie around.
     
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  16. Yeahnolisten

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    The climb up from the fairway to the green on the 15th is called “heart attack hill”. It feels like you’re walking up a wall at that point in the round, plus you’re pushing a golf cart. I doubt his golf cart is even going to make it up that hill.
     
  17. Gogol Boobdello

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    maybe just have caddy do double duty??

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  18. x76

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    John Daly ought to check in to some fat farm for a couple of years. And maybe hang out with the ugly owner of the Raiders. They remind me of one another.
     
  19. Big Bad Booey

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    Is the sport 'golf' or 'walking' ?
    It's not like skating in hockey.

    I've never met a great golfer who thought walking was a big part of his game...
     
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  20. hugh jasol

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    Whatever it takes to speed things up

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