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So I jerked off while driving yesterday.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Jack-A-Roe, Sep 16, 2010.

  1. Jack-A-Roe

    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    I hadnt done it in a long time, maybe 2 or 3 years but something hit me and I felt like tugging my cock while I was on the road.

    I made sure nobody was behind me or in oncoming traffic when I blew the load because I knew I was gonna swerve quite a bit. :marx:
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I could never do that.



    Jerking off requires both hands for me.
     
  3. rob82

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    I tried that once because a friend said it was awesome. I felt stupid.
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    You should've driven through Walmart
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Where'd you deposit your batch?

    The inside of your shirt again?
     
  6. Jack-A-Roe

    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    I used both hands.

    You cant drive with your knees?
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    orly??
     
  8. Jack-A-Roe

    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    the position of my dick and the stroking motion were totally different from when I sit on my bed or on the toilet and do the deed. It felt great but I prefer to be able to pull on my balls and toss my balls around once the moment of jizz shooting begins.
     
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    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    nope, I only covered my dick with my shirt when I was driving by people checking their mailboxes or they were driving in a big truck that was elevated.

    I shot on the passenger seat/passenger leg space. But then I did need to use my shirt to clean my dick off.
     
  10. rob82

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    I jacked off into my sock, per my standard method of disposal. No, I didn't put it back on.
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Naw, I drive an extraordinarily cool sports car with manual transmission.
     
  12. Atomic Wedgie

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    Thanks for keeping it real.
     
  13. Atomic Wedgie

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    Miata??
     
  14. gewch

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    :jj:
     
  15. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    One hand on your cock and the other on your boyfriends cock?
     
  16. Atomic Wedgie

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    True story.......a neighbor of mine growing up, Chris Shambra, his Aunt was killed by a trucker that was jerking off.
     
  17. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN Gold

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    Did he... nevermind.:doh:
     
  18. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Danm, did the load smother her? Or did you mean he hit her with his truck?
     
  19. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Fiero :eek:
     
  20. Atomic Wedgie

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    He crossed the center line as he was bustin a nut. Cops pulled him outta the cab, pants down and covered in blood and jizz.