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So I went out of my way to get my friend's kid an internship at my company.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, Jul 1, 2014.

  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Friend of the Court 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    My friend came to me and asked if we had anything available. I went to the HR lady and convinced her to create a position for my friend's daughter. I also had to convince my boss that it was worth the money. She was made an offer on 6/27 and she accepted it. Her start date is 7/6. She just backed out. :facepalm:
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    YOu gonna shoot her?
     
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    gilaet Hero Of Kvatch Gold

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    Good job.
     
  4. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Friend of the Court 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    I want to punch her mom in the cunt.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Ha ha
     
  6. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I'm not sure flirting will help anything
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Vandely industries?
     
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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Gotta fucking hate shit like that

    Ungrateful cunts
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Also what does the daughter look like
     
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  10. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Friend of the Court 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Yes, but we're dropping our importing business and focusing on the exporting. We also are considering branching out into marine biology.
     
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    Bubbleguts420 Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Isn't an internship a free position?
     
  12. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Friend of the Court 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    She's hot. I hate myself for looking at her. But I be lookin'...
     
  13. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Friend of the Court 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Nope. She was gonna get $10 an hour.
     
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    Just keep making those gortex jackets...those things are money

    Oh....and look for a lump of coal as this year's Christmas bonus
     
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    Not enough birddogging going on over there.
     
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    :jj::jj: People are such assholes i got my buddy a job with me and he no called no showed his first day :facepalm:
     
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    is she hot?
     
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    This guy gets it. The only question that matters.
     
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    ^^^^this^^^^ Seriously......specs please! :fil:
     
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