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The best way to train a cat is with a 12 gauge shotgun...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Dirty South, Jan 30, 2013.

  1. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member Gold

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    It works every time. :hat:
     
  2. Lumpy

    Lumpy Active Member

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    No.
     
  3. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Tuna fish cans w/ anti freeze in em is helpful to train cats not to tear up your garbage.
     
  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    .410 makes WAY less of a mess
     
  5. latin mami

    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    at the risk of sounding like BEFFO..... you're awfoe :bigcry:
     
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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Neg reps
     
  7. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    [video=youtube;PXRX47L_3yE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXRX47L_3yE[/video]
     
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    sstressed VIP Extreme Gold

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    geeeze don't say that. i'm about to get a cat from the humane society.

    i'd hate to shoot the little darling for touching my plants.
     
  9. sstressed

    sstressed VIP Extreme Gold

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    :jj:


    that's a mean pussy
     
  10. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    what about a burlap bag, a bunch of rocks, and some rope? :dontknow:
     
  11. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    and a river :c
     
  12. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    When mine was a kitten it would "fertilize" the house plants. I ended up putting river rock in all the plants so he couldn't get into them. Worked like a charm. :kitty: