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Remember back when they were breaking in Cole?
You could tell when Jim Ross stepped away from his headset in the gorilla position, as Cole would say "What a move!" since he barely knew what the holds were called.

 

I don’t recall. How long ago was that more or less?

 

So you're saying Mauro is as annoying as Mike Tenay only with a loud fake voice?

 

Tenant doesn't hold a candle to Mauro, neither does Cole by the way.

 

"For the love of Mankind" might be the worst call of all time

 

Didn’t Ross create that?

 

nah when Shane jumped off the Cell at Wrestlemania. Cole said it while reading a script on camera

 

This

 

This is the "donut hole" thing that Cornette mentioned on his podcast this week

Here an approximate description of how it goes:

• The gimmick is situated in the tights. Heel pulls it out and puts it into his fist and hits the babyface who sells it big time;
• Then heels turns to the crowd and sticks the gimmick back into his tights so that the crowd can point it out to the referee who comes to search over heel's hands for foreign objects;
• Upon finding nothing referee turns back while heel pulls the gimmick back from his tights, grabs the babyface in a hold and pops him in the forehead;
• Then heels jumps back and hides the gimmick in his kneepad. This time referee searches over heel's hands, tights and waistband. Still finds nothing and goes back to check the babyface while the crowd cries foul;
• Heel pulls the gimmick from the kneepad and throws the babyface to the corner, roughens him up and then immediately jumps back and hides the gimmick under the arm;
• Considerably irritated referee goes over heel's gear. Still finds nothing, informs the crowd who still cries foul;
• Then heel takes the gimmick from underneath his arm, hits the babyface again and hides the gimmick in his mouth;
• This time annoyed referee thoroughly checks every conceivable place in heel's gear. Finds nothing, crowd points out that the thing is in the heel's mouth, referee seems to be unable to understand what are they talking about. In the same time babyface bound back and slaps the heel in the back;
• that makes the bad guy choke on the gimmick. He grabs his neck with both arms, his face goes red, he can't breathe, he calls for help. Referee is baffled, crowd is satisfied with the payback and pops hard.
• Then babyface can finish the heel off or heel can swallow the gimmick and strike back.

 

That's like Vince when he did play by play. "What a maneuver! One...two...three he got em! Oh just kicked out."

 

Three guys who suck, one just sucks a little less.

Yayyy let's throw a party

 

I like Maruo in MMA and boxing but he's too over the top when he does wrestling

 

Omega is going to try it on the next PPV but between hiding it under his arm and in his mouth hes going to hide it in his ass.

 

Mauro would have killed during the attitude era.

 

Blairg likes to party

 

Yeah because whiny little bitches really did well back then.