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Misc. Things you just don't do

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Feb 11, 2019.

  1. Pig

    Pig Fat Happy Old Pig Gold

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    Fart in church.
    If its really bad, you will be sitting in your own phew!
     
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    josephJ Well-Known Member

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    Bet the under.
     
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    squirrelnuts Well-Known Member VIP

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    I don't shit at work.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Benny NEVER go out with dirty underware on.......Imagine you get hurt and have to go to the hospital.
     
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  5. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Bitona

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    Coo be.
     
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    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member VIP

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    You never fuck with:

    Mother in laws;
    Mother Nature; or
    Mother fucking Ukrainians
     
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  7. Crazy Jerry

    Crazy Jerry Well-Known Member

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    Watch porn involving "clean up".
    :echick:
     
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    iceguy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Fat chicks.

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    Walygatr VIP Extreme Gold

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    " I don't sleep with live men or dead women" ~ Grandpa
     
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  10. Gilbert's sweatpants

    Gilbert's sweatpants Well-Known Member

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    Guys
     
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  11. WellCall

    WellCall Active Member

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    Never give a chick a donkey punch on the first date.
     
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  12. Chigs

    Chigs At least I'm enjoying the ride Gold

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    That.
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  13. sour

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  14. sour

    sour Well-Known Member

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    You can't hang a man for shooting a woman who was trying to steal his horse.
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    Go outside in the rain wearing socks with no shoes.
     
  16. Caomhan

    Caomhan VIP Extreme Gold

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    :lol: