Discussion in 'The Bar' started by asiwouldsay, May 11, 2019.
Now you answer tags. When I say something overly nice.
Ok, keep it fairly high level:
How old when you lost your virginity?
You drop a deuce every day on the regular?
You have any siblings?
Mike can answer those too, sure why not?
Why hasn't this thread died yet?
Wow, I was pretty young, freshman in high school so 14’ish? I have two brothers and one sister. Yes I drop a deuce every day on the regular, it’s a very normal bowel movement.
Are you seeing this content? We can’t stop now.
It’s groundbreaking shit.
Ok let me absorb this information.
They fly in every year and lay eggs. I’m pretty sure it’s the same ducks every time. They come to my back door and I feed them.
Almost never Mon-Thursday, but when I eat carbs again I usually take 3-4 massive dumps in less than 24 hours.
This is probably the wrong time to tell you that I once ate a bowl of duck tongues out in Chinatown when I lived in NY.
You’re going to get an impacted bowel man. Why can’t you get some powdered fiber or get some beans in that diet? You can’t go 3-4 days without pinching a loaf. Your farts must be like death.
Duck, white rice with plum sauce for the win.
It's also that I eat around 1400 calories a day Mon-Thur, body doesn't produce much waste on that even with carbs.
Sauteed Cauli w/ a little cream cheese.
You’re practically fasting
Need moar lemons
Don't be a whore.
Just a splash.
A dribble of the yellow if you will.
Shake shake flush.