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Misc. Tips for getting LAID

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Jan 10, 2019.

  1. bluedevil30

    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Shower daily
    Clean car
    Don't live with you mother
    Clean house cleaner bathrooms
    Good job that can afford you more than a drive thru meal date.
     
  2. Gomez

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    must suck living in England
     
  3. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    Save up about 100 bucks.
     
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    Walygatr VIP Extreme Gold

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    My Mother's a saint. And she cleans a mean bathroom. (I keed. she's in a tent in the front yard. she was cramping my style and this way she can keep an eye on the fedex deliveries)
     
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  5. Joeyjoejoe

    Joeyjoejoe Wrasslin Faggot

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    Get a job and a social life. Leave the house
     
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  6. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    GHB.
     
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  7. Maddux

    Maddux Well-Known Member VIP

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    The best advice...don’t be afraid of rejection...I had a buddy that would ask every chick in the club to dance and always one or two would say yes...at least 95% no...very average looking guy and chubby...good personality...occasionally he would take home a stunner...gift of gab goes a long way especially if you can make them laugh...

    Me personally when I was single I would do the uninterested act...walk up the bar ask a couple of women what kind of shots they liked, buy a round, drink the shots with them then walk off and pay no attention to them...it’s amazing how often they will make the effort to seek you out that night to at least talk...
     
  8. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    Buy a hooker
     
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  9. dirkdiggler31

    dirkdiggler31 Well-Known Member

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    Don't fish off the company pier.
     
  10. MarcusAurelius

    MarcusAurelius Breast Man VIP Gold

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    That worked well with a few hot English chicks I picked up in NYC. They were so used to the pickup lines which didn’t work that just casually engaging with them was much more effective.
     
  11. MarcusAurelius

    MarcusAurelius Breast Man VIP Gold

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    maybe nowadays. Worked well for me years back. Dated 3 women at the same time from the same (large) office.
     
  12. MarcusAurelius

    MarcusAurelius Breast Man VIP Gold

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    If you’re rejected by a hooker you know there’s no hope
     
  13. buried20kleague

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    1. Stick penis in hole cut into a wall at various places.

    2. Don't ask questions about what's on the other side.
     
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  14. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    If this happens it's time to consider eating a bullet
     
  15. Gomez

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    just travel to latin america like certain members here do.


    :secret: ask for "chicas que trabajan al lado.."
     
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    oski Poor And Fat Banned User

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    get your scar fixed benny. maybe you can get a homeless chick who wants drugs or something :dontknow:
     
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  17. dirkdiggler31

    dirkdiggler31 Well-Known Member

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    Were the ladies aware of the situation?
     
  18. MarcusAurelius

    MarcusAurelius Breast Man VIP Gold

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    No, was able to juggle. One was at the end, one was casual, and one got serious and then exclusive. But I felt like a stud for a couple of months!
     
  19. babybear

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    Here is a tip.
    Don't ask GP2
     
  20. convincer

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    Usually the girl gives signals, just follow up on those ones